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Fox News, the home of evil, has predictably begun its four-year plan of slinging shit at Obama and hoping something sticks. Here they are:
1) Spinning the closure of Guantanomo Bay (affectionately known as 'Gitmo' in Foxland) as a bad thing.
9/11 Families Outraged by Obama Call to Suspend Guantanamo War Crimes Trial
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/01/21/families-outraged-obama-suspend-guantanamo-war-crimes-trials/
2) Implying that during the few days of transition between governments, Obama's staff has been hopelessly wandering around the Whitehouse like a load of teenagers on work experience, trying to find the forms that they need to fill out and getting lost on the way back from the coffee shop. And it comes with a paternally reassuring, wild west themed headline:
Bush Appointees Holding Down the Fort While Obama Nominees Await Confirmation
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/first100days/2009/01/21/bush-appointees-holding-fort-obama-nominees-await-confirmation/
3) Having a pop at Obama for stumbling the oath:
Obama, Chief Justice Roberts Stumble in Recitation of Presidential Oath
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/01/20/chief-justice-roberts-officiates-inauguration/
Before recognising that it was actually Chief Justice Roberts fault (yeah- the other dude said the wrong thing, and it messed Obama up 'cos he was all like "whoa - that's not the thing" but he'd already said the thing, so, he, like, stopped saying the thing.) in a rather catty tone, and slipping in the marvellous line: "Obama then repeated the oath in the incorrect order. His presidency is unaffected, however."
Biden Takes Shot at Roberts for Flubbing Presidential Oath
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/first100days/2009/01/21/biden-takes-shot-roberts-flubbing-presidential-oath/
4) Finally, getting their dicks out and swinging them around the room, pissing all over goodness and decency, fornicating with demons and swearing allegiance to the wicked one, the tempter, the dark lord of the pit...
Five Reasons Americans Should Be Concerned About Hamas
Including:
3. The Deck Is Stacked Against Israel
Despite an enormous advantage in firepower, intelligence and military training, Israel is the underdog in this conflict — there is enormous pressure on Israel not to attack Hamas.
So, why should you care? Because Hamas and other Islamists throughout the world view Israel as a warm up for the greater foe– the United States.
Despicable. Also an article on the front page "Give Bush Credit for Keeping Us Safe". Lovely.
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